Lush Black Coal Soap For The Face
I don’t mean to be bossy but there is really no other way to say this: you need to stop giving me freebies with or without purchases. You are so evil!
Seriously, I have been to Lush Australia stores a few times and they are ultra stingy, like I would purchase circa $100AUD of products (circa $50euros) and they would give me one tiny cube of soap in the same size of a sugar cube. Yes, that is the size of a sugar cube you normally put in coffees. The soap disappear as soon as you start rubbing it in between your fingers. How insanely pitiful?
Today, I only bought an emotibomb (2.90 euros) and a Breath of Fresh Air toner (5.90 euros), which makes a total of 8.90 euros and you gave me one huge chunk of Coal Face Soap. That is a total of 120g of Coal Face – I can wash my face for half a year or even more with that.
Also, last month, when I bought a mask (7.95 euros), you gave me Fresh Pharmacy and Baby Face Soap – both 120 gr I believe. What a bliss? My fav soaps, in perfect Ben&Jerry-esque chunky sample size, perfectly for my 3 month stay here.
And the worst give away of all was when I walked past your Sendlingerstr. store in Muenchen, I didn’t even purchase anything and you gave me a good portion of your Happy Hippy Shower Gel. Now I am not a genius, as Rusya recognises me as a total Versace-meet-Bergdorf blonde, but this economic boost is so working!
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
If you don’t stop doing this, I am going to boycott you by deliberately not washing my face, ignoring my wrinkles and letting my natural stink come through!!! :@
Yours angrily,
-a money-losing Yulya-
Tags: Ben & Jerry, Breath of Fresh Air, Coal Face, Emotibomb, Fresh Pharmacy, Happy Hippy Shower Gel, Lush